This is a guest post done by our main pastor, Rev. Jim Bop Mcdickle. He is an expert on Satanic Cult Crimes and will educate you all. I will turn it over to him now.
YEEEEEEEEHAWWWW! Where to I start...
1: Satanism in Popular Culture
Satanism is a serious Problem in our Popular Culture. Every day kids are listening to Popular music that glorifies Satanism, such as Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, The Dixie Chicks, Slipknot, Tenacious D, and other pop artists. Every single artist in any form of music that's not country or Gospel is Satanic! And I will prove it!
Satanism makes our kids Do Drugs, Murder, Rape, Kill Chickens, Molest Kids, Sabotage Toasters, Drink, Listen to horrible "metal" artists, and turn away from God!
Some artists are very obviously Satanic, such as Slayer. Some like the Dixie Chicks are not. I am calling the Dixie Chicks the Satanic Harlots that they are! Take the word Dixie, Take out the First I and X because they are roman Numerals, and you get the word "DIE". That's proof enough that they worship Death. They're Satanists! YEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW!
Slipknot is a horrible "Devil Music" band from Idaho, or Iowa. Devil Music Country that place is. Tons of heathen Child Eating Satanists there. But if you need more proof: They act like complete animals on stage and play horrible music. Acting like an animal is a tennent of many pagan religions. And since Paganism = Satanism, they're satanic! YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWW!
Tenacious D is Satanic. What do you Think the D stands for? DEVIL! DEVIL! YEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
But if you need more proof. The Singer is a "Metal Head" named Jack Black. Black = EVIL! The Name Black conjures up Evilness everywhere where it is used. But if you need even MORE PROOF, because your Skepticical, take the word Tenacious. Say it in reverse, Suoicanet. That's not a word but mind you. Take out the parts that don't work, the UOIC. Now take our net because I like the Nets. You get..... <Drumroll> SAT! Now take the above mentioned Suoicanet and notice the AN in there. Coincidence. There is no thing is Coincedence. SAT AN! = There it is, Scientific Proof that that Tenacious D, is Satanic! YEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
2 : Famous Satanists:
The following people were or Are Satanists.
George Washington (He was a free mason)
Albert Einstein
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Mr RogersSmiling Bob from the commercials he is in.
Santa
Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer
The last 2 were invented by Satanic companies in the 1800's and 1920's respectively to turn our kids away from God! Any parent who doesn't explain the Meaning of God and Christ is an Heathen Satanist! I Demand that CBS start playing the secret Christian "Shortened version" of Rudolph where Rudolph gets killed by a hunter 5 minutes in, Thank you!
These people are all over Popular Culture. They are trying to turn your kids into satanists! Your kids will look up to these people! Tell them that they are devil worshippers!
3: Satanism in Popular Culture Part II
Where else is satanism in Popular Culture. Sesame street has it. Segway Scooters are powered by it. Clifford the Big Red Dog is Satan himself, and so is Pixar!
Sesame Street is Satanic!
They never show the good christian humans hunting and killing the Animals! And Muppets! It's what they were put here for! Therefore their all Pagans, and Pagans = Devil Worshippers. Heathens! Programs like this are turning Toddlers into Devil Worshippers. My 3 year old started chanting "Satan Satan Satan" over and over again after watching Sesame Street!
Segway Scooters are the Devil!'
Millions ride around in these horrible segway scooters to avoid exercises.Avoidng Exercises is Sloth. Sloth is a deadly sin. Therefore Segways scooters are the Devil! But if you need more proof, look at all the Segway Scooter accidents where Christians have been killed! I say they are being manipulated to cause accidents by the heathen satanists in control of the company that made them!
Clifford the Big Red Dog is Satan Himself!
This cute adorable dog is on WGBH and millions of people watch him. But did you know that dog is the DEVIL himself? I have scientific proof. He is Red. RED IS THE COLOR OF HELL! How could he not be Satan? He clearly is the Devil! Millions of your kids are watching this blasphemy. Stop them. Brand them, kane them, punish them like the Lord demands.
Pixar is Satanic!
Pixar makes cute kids cartoons. But many of their characters are Red... RED IS THE COLOR OF HELL! That should be enough proof for you heathens!
4: The Satanic Agenda and the sudden need to inspect all our Toasters!
Satanists are part of heathen cults that listen to Death Metal Bands like Limp Bizkit, Tenacious D, Slipknot and Linkin Park! They have a Toaster Sabotaging Agenda that must be stopped! Since 1990 20 toaster accidents have happened when they shouldn't. People get burned by the toaster when they touch it. It's clearly the Satanic Agenda of these "Satanic Toaster Terrorists" to burn as many people as possible so we all get harmed. Something needs to be done!
5: The Link between "Heavy Metal" Satanic Blasphemy and Satanic Cults.
Satanic Death Metal Bands like the Ramones, Nirvana, Coal Chamber, Alice in Chains, Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne and Sheryl Crow are quite popular. In all of their lyrics there are satanic messages that can only be heard when you play the record backwards! It's a Scientific Fact! Since 1980, 10 12 year olds have gone missing from heavy metal concerts! They were sacrificed to the Devil Himself! But if you think these satanic bands are bad, Listen to the really popular underground of Satanic Bands that Have surfaced!
Bullet for my Valentine is Satanic:
Who in their right mind would call a band that if they are not heathen Satanic Cultists!
Blood on the Dance Floor is Satanic:
Clearly their name is a sign they are Satanic Cultists!
Ennur is Satanic!
You take Ennur, and swap the En part for the UR part and you get... URENN: Urine! They worship pee ing on people therefore they must be Satanic!
6: Any other site trying to Link Metal bands to Satanism is Satanic too!
Sites such as "Jesus-Is-Savior.com", "Ban Metal (on facebook)" and others are all ran by Satanists! Do they try to warn us about the Satanic Segway Scooter Accidents, No! Do They warn us about Satan broadcasting through Clifford the Big Red Dog and how our children who watch that show should be branded, No! Do they warn us about the Satanic Toaster Terrorism threat? No! They clearly don't care about the REAL threat of Satanism, just their fake perceived threats they use to make their site more popular!
7: Fire Trucks are Satanic!
For years the fire fighters have been part of the Satanic Illuminati Conspiracy! They refuse to come to really bad fires, because Fire = HELL! The more fire that there is on Earth the more likely the end times will come. They also are using Red Trucks. RED IS THE COLOR OF HELL!
8: The youtube "Exposing Metal bands Satanic Illuminati" videos, are all satanic!
It's clear that the idiots involved in these videos are Satanic Too! They say metal bands are Satanic but won't mention the Fire Trucks, Segway Scooters, and Toaster Terrorism! They must be Satanic!
9: Book Authors put Upside down messages in their Books to Promote Satanic Cults!
For years there have been cases of people going insane and killing people after reading books. Many of them were caught Reading Books Upside Down. Through this, I have been determined to find the source of this madness. The books all have Upside Down Messages in them, that if you read them upside down your mind becomes corrupted! This causes urges of murder, Rape, Homosexuality, video game playing, Paganism, Watching South Park, and other horrible sins into people's heads!
The book industry must be Satanic Cultists. They plant the secret messages into people's heads to make them commit murders. Secret messages that can only be read upside down. First it seems like gibberish but then your subconscious starts to read it and understand the underyling message. Then you act on it. Little "catch phrases" in the normal writing make the people turn the book upside down.
10: The Air We Breathe is Satanic
The air has been poluted with Satanic Messages! The Big companies that pollute our air are part of the Satanic Conspiracy! They plant satanic Messages that make people murder, Rape, turn homosexual, molest children, listen to Heathen Satanic Viking Metal bands like Ensiferum, Watch Heathen Sports like Basketball and Football, rape Donkeys, and fall in love with cows! It's a threat I tell you! The secret messages in our air are corrupting our children and turning them into Satanic "Gamers", who kill people, get fat, become homosexual, listen to horrible music like Slipknot, Turn away from God, and Most of All, Sabotage Toasters!
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Ban the Filth that is "Violent Games" Now.
Hello. I am a parent of 2 2 year olds, and I recently bought one of them an IPAD. 2 Weeks later he starts playing this game I will only call "Angry Birds". Right afterwords he started ramming himself against his twin brother. Immediately, I know that he had become Homosexual. The Game Angry Birds has secret Homosexual subliminal messages throughout it's display. It has to. Or Else how could it make him homosexual. Now I have to parent this homosexual heathen toddler.
Violent games are even worse. It's a scientific fact that they make the drug addicted violent school shooters in the making that popular culture calls "gamers" into Murderers. There have been 2 school shootings this year already and both were perpetrated by Fans of Call of Duty, a horrible game where you kill toddlers in an airport. We need the violent "gamer" filth dealt with!
They turn our normal innocent kids into heathen homosexuals and murderers by making them want to play violent games with homosexual and murderous Subliminal Messages in them. Games like Rayman, The Witcher, Skyrim (Horrible Dragon Raping Simulator), Cities XL, Gothic Series, Plants vs Zombies, and Doom 3 all have secret Murderous and Homosexual subliminal messages in them planted by the Satanic Illuminati Child Molestors who are in league with the Devil! Back in the 80's there were a bunch of child molestation cases brought forth by Hypnosis that were "covered up" when the hypnosis was called "Faulty". All the child molestation was done by fans of the Death Metal Band Led Zeppelin, and it was covered up by our government. This is proof the whole Satanic Toddler sacrificing "Metal" Scene is involved too!
The Satanic Toaster Terrorists will not stop till all our toasters are broken. They sabotage Toasters to make them burn innocent Christans on a daily basis! The Violence in entertainment is nothing but a plot by the Satanic Toaster Terrorists to make people violent enough to sabotage more toasters, oh and kill a bunch of kids at schools too. Violent games are being used turn people into Baby killers as well!
The Game Duke3d has a dead baby image in it. Since 1996 this popular game, which features rape, gang violence, Full Nudity, Sex Scenes, also has satanic subliminal messages that turn kids into Baby Killers. There are a LOT of explosions in this game, and there is one dead baby picture. You put 2 to to togethor and you get the urge to blow up babies!
And the absolute biggest, most disgusting source of homosexuality in games is not Angry Birds. It's Star Wars Games!
Stars wars games have the lightsaber in it. The Lightsaber is used to thrust your enemies, which are almost always your gender. The Lightsaber is a proven Phallic Symbol. This whole thing is slowly turning violent "Gamer" Drug Addicts into Heathen Child Molesting, Rapists Homosexuals who worship the devil!
And don't forget the scourge of Society, the Most Horrible violent game ever made, PONG! Pong teaches kids to bounce their balls off other people's bouncy pad. Bouncy pad is a slang for Vagina in certain Areas. PONG is turning our kids into Sex Deviants! Pong also has secret subliminal messages that turn kids into Satanic cultists built into it. These messages have been proven to cause 18 homicides in 1980!
It's important we ban the filth! Start a Protest in your community, to tell them PONG and the Satanic Illuminati Child Molestation must be dealt with!
Violent games are even worse. It's a scientific fact that they make the drug addicted violent school shooters in the making that popular culture calls "gamers" into Murderers. There have been 2 school shootings this year already and both were perpetrated by Fans of Call of Duty, a horrible game where you kill toddlers in an airport. We need the violent "gamer" filth dealt with!
They turn our normal innocent kids into heathen homosexuals and murderers by making them want to play violent games with homosexual and murderous Subliminal Messages in them. Games like Rayman, The Witcher, Skyrim (Horrible Dragon Raping Simulator), Cities XL, Gothic Series, Plants vs Zombies, and Doom 3 all have secret Murderous and Homosexual subliminal messages in them planted by the Satanic Illuminati Child Molestors who are in league with the Devil! Back in the 80's there were a bunch of child molestation cases brought forth by Hypnosis that were "covered up" when the hypnosis was called "Faulty". All the child molestation was done by fans of the Death Metal Band Led Zeppelin, and it was covered up by our government. This is proof the whole Satanic Toddler sacrificing "Metal" Scene is involved too!
The Satanic Toaster Terrorists will not stop till all our toasters are broken. They sabotage Toasters to make them burn innocent Christans on a daily basis! The Violence in entertainment is nothing but a plot by the Satanic Toaster Terrorists to make people violent enough to sabotage more toasters, oh and kill a bunch of kids at schools too. Violent games are being used turn people into Baby killers as well!
The Game Duke3d has a dead baby image in it. Since 1996 this popular game, which features rape, gang violence, Full Nudity, Sex Scenes, also has satanic subliminal messages that turn kids into Baby Killers. There are a LOT of explosions in this game, and there is one dead baby picture. You put 2 to to togethor and you get the urge to blow up babies!
And the absolute biggest, most disgusting source of homosexuality in games is not Angry Birds. It's Star Wars Games!
Stars wars games have the lightsaber in it. The Lightsaber is used to thrust your enemies, which are almost always your gender. The Lightsaber is a proven Phallic Symbol. This whole thing is slowly turning violent "Gamer" Drug Addicts into Heathen Child Molesting, Rapists Homosexuals who worship the devil!
And don't forget the scourge of Society, the Most Horrible violent game ever made, PONG! Pong teaches kids to bounce their balls off other people's bouncy pad. Bouncy pad is a slang for Vagina in certain Areas. PONG is turning our kids into Sex Deviants! Pong also has secret subliminal messages that turn kids into Satanic cultists built into it. These messages have been proven to cause 18 homicides in 1980!
It's important we ban the filth! Start a Protest in your community, to tell them PONG and the Satanic Illuminati Child Molestation must be dealt with!
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